Sunday, July 29, 2007

9 WORDS WOMEN USED

(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

(8)Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

**Owh, I do agree with all above. Sigh! I do have typical mind as a typical women.. Hahahaha...
To the male readers out there, do remember Women Terminology as it will helps you to avois upcoming conflicts or arguments ^_~


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