Simpsonize Me

Tee-Hee.. I got The Simpsons fever.. I even Simpsonize myself as the Springfield residents.
Can't hardly wait to watch the movie...

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9 WORDS WOMEN USED

(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

(8)Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

**Owh, I do agree with all above. Sigh! I do have typical mind as a typical women.. Hahahaha...
To the male readers out there, do remember Women Terminology as it will helps you to avois upcoming conflicts or arguments ^_~

Reminiscing about the past years

As the title suggest, I've been doing a lot of reminiscing about the first half of the year 2007 lately.
A lot of things had happened to me in this year especially, the major transition of my career life towards the end of March. People said that you will know whether you are suits for the job during your probation period. And, I agree to that. Yes, I like my job scope as stated in the offer letter. However, the extra task that they'd assigned to me is another story (Its not that I hate it, but at times I do fell so...).

Sometimes, I feel that they're taking advantage of me by assigning this extra task (which quite a lot and mind you, it should be done in a team of 5. to be precise, an actual development team + testing team). It is not that I don't want to contribute to the company, but doing my core job scope and this extra task leaving me tired and feel like a limp rug in the end of the day.

Oh yeah, the side effect of my hard work is my laptop LCD goes down. The company decided to buy me a brand new laptop instead of repairing it. A part for me thinks that "Whoa.. I'm so taken care of". Hahaha.. yeah, right Hidayah.. Keep on dreaming..

As a result to the maximum usage of brain power and also body energy, it seems that I easily snapped to the people around me. Poor my team mate.. (Sorry guys, I didn't mean it.. Seriously). And, in the past 3 month I've already taken medical leave twice. Its kinda scares me because I rarely fell sick. As far as I can remember, I'd only fall sick less than three times in a year... Does exhaustion and stress is the main source of my weak antibody? Yes, my doctor had confirm it.

But, looking at the bright sight, the company awarded me as the Best Employee of the Month.. Woo-hoot... and of course, got some $$$ allowance, which is suffice for me to go for one round shopping (rewarding and pampering myself as the motivation ^_^)

But, somehow deep in my mind asking myself this "How long can u stand this?"